Show & Tell Day
June 23, 2007 at 6:31 pm | In life | 1 CommentTags: ice cream
First of all, I keep forgetting to show you guys this picture!
One of the guys that Claude works with took a picture of this a few weeks back! Hahaha, isn’t that lovely!
Today Claude, Sam and I took Shea, Kalayah and Noah to the beach to see the sand sculptures and wood carvings. I didn’t upload all the pictures because like the true dumbass that I am, I forgot my camera and just relied on a few grittyish camera phone pictures to get me by. It’s definately better than nothing. So here you are…
They are all fantastic, I can’t believe the creativity that people have when it comes to sculptures. It’s amazing! King Kong was the biggest sand sculpture there…there was also a Dumbo sculpture that was really cool…the shark and turtles from Nemo…sand castles, and quite a few other smaller ones. It was a fun day. We ended up going to McDonalds for lunch and it was so packed that Claude and Sam had to wait inside for atleast 30 minutes while myself and the kids hovered around the tables outside waiting for people to leave. After we saw all the chainsaw carvings we got some ice cream and then headed to the sand sculptures. It was a good day. I’m glad we went! 
Maybe A Tootsie Roll Will Make The Bad People Go Away
June 22, 2007 at 2:43 pm | In life | No CommentsTags: Parenting
By bad people, I’m naturally talking about my own flesh and blood. Kids. Let me tell you how my day’s gone so far.
5am, sleeping. In a whispery voice “Mom!” I jumped and JESUS CHRIST SHEA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!?!
She looked at me like Whoa, take a chill pill woman. Handed me her earings and left. I heard her in the bathroom and then to her room.
7:00am, sleeping. Claudes alarm goes off. “Hand me the phone.” Then he’s on the phone with Erv telling him he’ll be in in an hour so he can sleep. Whatever, I’m going back to sleep.
8:00am, sleeping. Claudes alarm goes off again. Then I have to hear him rustling around for clothes, shutting drawers, pulling pants off hangers and shutting the closet. Then as he’s heading down the stairs he says, “The gate’s down again…did you take it down in the middle of the night?” No, I didn’t Shea was up at 5, she did it.
8:30am, half assed sleeping. Front door closes, phone rings. It’s Claude. He forgot his keys in the house. “Hurry up!” FUCK ME IN THE ASS! I’m 50% awake and hobbling down the stairs like I have a broken ankle! Opened the door and just stood there. His keys weren’t hanging up where they normally are so he had to go in the kitchen and find them, gave me a kiss and left.
I decided that it wasn’t in the stars for me to sleep anymore so I was going to hop in the shower, but first since I heard the kids talking in their room, I ventured in there only to find the stroller sitting in the middle of the floor. The stroller that I took from them last night and hauled out to the garage and stashed behind the recycle bin. So, clearly at 5am, Shea found it reasonable to take the gate down, trek her ass downstairs, go out in the garage and haul that big damn thing upstairs WITHOUT waking me up. Very weird. She of course denied it and said “It was behind my door when I woke up!” Oh please Shea, I’m so sure that the Stroller Fairy wanted you to have it SO bad that she hauled it up here just for you…I think not.
So, I spanked her ass a good one and then went and took a shower.
All this in the span of 4 hours or less. You can imagine what the rest of my day has been like so far. Oh my hell.
Well That’s Just Lovely…
June 15, 2007 at 10:35 am | In Uncategorized | 7 CommentsTags: computers, files, parents, Photoshop, porn
Last night after I posted Sheas grad. pic on here…I emailed it to my parents and family…
A while later my dad calls and says…”Well, we got the picture of Shea, and while it’s cute and all…we also got some other stuff.”
Like?
“Well, there’s some adds, some pictures of people, some porn…”
Uhhh, hmmmm….really?
LMAO!
So now they think that I sent them a bunch of porn! HAHA
Damnit…I tried telling my mom it’s temp files which clearly it is, but me telling them and them believeing me is a different story!
So my mom just called me a said that when she opened it at work it was the same story…lots of adds, food, weird stuff. It’s TEMP files is it not? Am I missing something here?
I MADE the picture myself in Photoshop, I attached one file, a jpg file after I converted it from psd. That’s it. IT.
Someone explain if I’m wrong here…I’m going nuts!
1 Day Left
June 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 CommentsTags: Decisions, Friends and Family, graduation, Parenting, Party
Actually, to be precise, it’s really only a 1/2 day. Shea is excited and I’m dreading it somewhat. As crappy as that may sound, it’s the truth.
I’m not totally looking forward to Kalayah and Shea fighting non-stop all hours of the damn day over absolutely nothing. Austin is pretty much just hum ho about all of it. Meandering around finding things to do.
Saturday we’re going to see JED play then we’re gonna bust out some Karaoke at the bar…should be good times. Great people to hang out with and that always helps!
I don’t seem to have much going on today…Claude and I have been discussing some interesting things lately…things I can’t talk about on here yet as they might affect the outcome…but exciting nonetheless.
Here’s a picture of Shea after her Kindergarten graduation last night…
Man I tell ya….I can’t handle these kids today. Kalayah hasn’t stopped bitching since she got up this morning and it’s driving me ape shit.
I wish it was Saturday.
We were playing catch with the football and…
June 12, 2007 at 6:52 pm | In life | No CommentsTags: football, kitties
a guy went by on his bike and said, “I see you have little kitties back there.” I said “huh? He repeated…”I see you have little kitties back there.” I said “NOT ME!” He kept going.
Claude threw me the football (stupidly I might add) and I said I’m done, lets go it. He kicked the soccer ball and hit the garage with it and it was LOUD! I threw the football and it hit the top of the wall outside the garage and then down on top of his car. As I threw the ball, I was kinda lodged forward and the sidewalk is all shitty there…so yeah. I tripped. I did the whole slow mo running bullshit to try and catch myself, but did I? No. No I did not. I at least braced myself with my hands, caught myself and did this little pivot and gave Claude an approving thumbs up. Dude, I’m awesome!
“HAHAHA, You’d better get up before someone sees you sitting there!”
Hells nah, I’m staying right here, it’s comfortable and besides that I meant to do it.
“Yeah right, just get up, hurry up!”
Fuck.
I trecked back to find a young cat at the neighbors house, but no “kitties” so whatever.
So now my hands burn from the goddamn cement! lmao I’m such a fat clumsy fuck!
Sometimes I’m Just So Unsure
June 12, 2007 at 11:20 am | In life | 1 CommentTags: Friends and Family, memories, Parenting
Laying in bed last night, we happened upon an uncomfortable conversation. It was more of a one sided talk than a conversation, but regardless it was uncomfortable…
I have a friend who shall remain nameless that was discussing moving out with her kids to a new house, away from her current boyfriend. She was talking about how bad things are with him and that she really needs to just get it over with. Dragging five years worth of a crappy relationship out any longer is just going to do more damage than good.
So we were talking about this last night…then as it usually does, the subject turned to me. I laid there listening, thinking and regreting bringing anything up to begin with.
I’m a born stressor. I stress about shit that doesn’t need stressing. I dwell over the past, I am a neat freak. I have things I need to work on. I have plenty in life to be thankful for and a lot more to realize. My family is the most important aspect of my life. I have three kids that I’m trying to raise, trying being the operative word.
I don’t think I’m a good parent. I can do better. I don’t have to yell when I’m mad because the damn potatoes aren’t cooked all the way and everything else is done. I don’t have to yell at the kids when they are trying to have fun and track in grass and dirt on my freshly swept and mopped floor. I don’t have to have an absolute fricken cow when the kids are singing and having a good time and I’m getting annoyed. I’m only me, I’m only one person with three little bodies running around getting in my way, making obstables for me physically, mentally and emotionally. I have so many things I want to be known for and one of them is not that I am a terrible mother.
I can’t go back and change the past. I wish there was something I could do about the way that atleast one person in my life thinks about me, but I can’t. All I can do is try. Maybe I don’t know how to try hard enough…
Humiliating
June 7, 2007 at 1:57 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 CommentsTags: Dieting, Food
It’s a little disturbing to me when someone posts all of their bodily measurments on the internet for people to see, scoff at, or tell them that they are perfect the way that they are. I know that I certainly won’t be doing that anytime soon, more like ever…
I’m no skinny girl, but I am quite funny. You’d dig me if you knew me. Seriously. It’s us fat girls who overcompensate with funniness to get laughs at instead of fat rolls. Nah, I dunno about all that, but I do kick ass.
We’ve been “dieting” as of lately and I think I even lost 3.5 pounds which isn’t much but if I could keep on keepin on I might lose the gut… Then there’s always the issue of what will I look like after if I do lose the weight? I can’t afford to go and have surgery to remove any excess skin, we just don’t have the kinda money.
I don’t need to be worrying about this right now anyhow do I.
I Finally Did It!
June 6, 2007 at 10:28 am | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsTags: MOO
I ordered some Mini MOO Cards! I’m so happy I could shit! I picked of course a bunch of my self pictures and a couple Claude pictures and I’m really excited about the crop on some of them. I can’t wait to get em! Only the important people will get one! haha
Disclaimer:
You aren’t important if you don’t leave me lots and lots of comments so you can start ass kissing right now if you think that getting one of my MOO cards is a must have accessory!
I put my MySpace, Sporkchop, Flickr addresses, my cell phone number, Claudes MySpace, and his cell. I figured I’d better use up my damn 6 lines!
100 cards for $24.98 total. Not too shabby if I do say so myself.
Ahhhh. I just can’t wait.
That’s all. Just wanted to share my excitment!
A Flowing Conversation
June 5, 2007 at 11:39 am | In life | 1 CommentYesterday my grandma calls…
“Hey, if you go to Always.com you can get a free sample…”
Uhh, I don’t need any samples.
“What do you mean you don’t need any?”
I don’t get periods anymore since I had the IUD put in. It’s been months.
“Well, why is that?”
Oh hell I don’t remember, I just know I don’t get em and I’m happy about it!
“Is that good for you though? I mean where does it go then?”
I dunno, I think you lining thins out of something, I don’t really know….I knew but I don’t care now. hahaha
“Interesting….”
conversation ends on that subject and we move on to other stupid shit.
This morning…
Cramps, bloated and you guessed it….FUCK! I feel like calling her and giving her a chewin’ out! HAHA
Oh the joys of having a fucking uterus.
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