It’s A Slippery Day In The Neighborhood…

December 31, 2007 at 12:30 am | In life | 8 Comments
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This is me. Today. After I fell on my ass and called 911. Aren’t I sexy?! Hahaha! Please don’t answer that!
So…here’s the story:

I had to go to my grandmas house and let the dogs out since she wasn’t going to be home for most of the day. After that I was going to drive to my parents house which is about 15-20 minutes away. I stopped and got an espresso with my gift card (thanks mom! lol), went through McDonalds (another gift card, thanks again mom!) and headed to Grannies. I went in, let the dogs out, waited for a few outside with them, then rousted them in and headed out the door. There’s only 2 steps down to the driveway, then there’s a muddy, leafy mat….which is what made me fall. It probably didn’t help that I was wearing shitty flip-flops.

Down I went, crunch, snap, crack, “FUCK!” “SHEA!!!!” “SHEA SHEA SHEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!” What the hell did I think Shea was going to do for me anyhow? lol I said “What do I do?” “I dunno, call dad?!” Kalayah…”waahhh” lol Poor kid!

I said, “What the HELL is you’re dad gonna do for me?” So I called 911.

They came and hauled my ass up and into the house, took my blood pressure and deemed me alive. Nice to hear since I was kind of freaking the fuck out!

They helped me into the living room and the neighbor guy helped me by getting me some Ibuprofen and water. I sat there at Grannies house until my parents came and rescued me…my mom drove me and the girls home and made sure I was settled in before they drove home.

I sat here for a few house until Grannie got home, then she called me and I told her what had happened…..she couldn’t believe it. She kept telling me I should go to the E.R. right away and that I shouldn’t be walking around on it, but I refused to go. I didn’t want to sit up there for hours and hours waiting. She called me back about 6:00pm and convinced me to go. She came and picked me up while Claude stayed here with the kids. We were up there about 6:15, registered, x-rayed, splinted and discharged in an hour and a half.

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Yes, I broke my leg…..luckily it’s just the fibula (the smaller bone in the lower leg..the non weight bearing bone). So I’m home with my Vicodin and have my leg elevated using the computer chair. It hurts, but it’s bearable. I’ll be sleeping downstairs tonight.

What a way to start out the new year huh…. I have to call the doctor in the morning to make an appointment to see if I need a cast or if the splint will be enough to get me through.

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If I have to get a cast, it’s gonna be pink….just sayin’.

Stress: The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

December 28, 2007 at 6:33 pm | In life | 7 Comments
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I woke up at 11:30 today. The kids have not been going to bed very well at night. I’m really just talking about the girls. Austin will lay down and not say a peep….I love that about him.

The last few nights I haven’t slept well at all. A lot of tossing, turning, huffing and puffing on my part, and a lot of ins and outs from the girls trying to sneak into bed with us. Today I stuffed the kids into the car, go gas, went to Ross where they proceeded to run up and down the isles, hide in the clothes racks and be loud and obnoxious the entire time. I understand that they are kids and they need to be a little rowdy now and again but for the love of Christ does it have to be constant?!

I tried to use the firm arm grab and the stern voice and the “I’m about to beat your damn ass if you don’t knock this shit off right fucking now!” but nothing worked. Nothing. Yesterday when we were in Safeway, a lady walked by me with her cart and I apologized that I was in the way. She said “Oh, you’re fine, and you have such well behaved children!” I gave her the sarcastic, “are you shittin’ me?” look and said, “Well….I’m not so sure about that!” She said, “Some people are in here yelling and screaming at their kids….you’re not.” I kindly voiced “I do that too!” and then laughed like the freak that I am! She giggled and went about her business.

The point being, either people don’t see it or they just don’t care how other peoples kids are acting, but I noticed everything, I don’t think I have the best personality to raise kids. I’m meticulous, I’m needy and I want shit done when I want it done. I can pretty much guarantee that selfishness and kids don’t mix!

So, after Ross, we went to Rite Aid, picked up a prescription and foil. Exciting stuff I tell ya! Then we went to Safeway (again) got pizza and shit that I didn’t need to get, like chips. I saw Katie and we chatted for a minute about New Years and what our plans were….which we both established were undecided! I was in search of Roca Blue and Old English jars of cheese to make cheese ball but Safeway didn’t have either….so off to Swansons we went.

The kids here pissed that we were going to yet another store…but soon forgot since there was the possibility that there would be a kids cart available to push around the store. There were no kids carts and so off they were skipping around and howling down the isles; Austin was the only one with any semblance of behavior. I rounded the isle toward the crackers and in front of me stood a man, familiar yet not, I did a double take and it was Peter! Peter who I hadn’t seen in almost 11 years now, I squinted at him and said, “Hey, I know that guy!” He laughed and we talked for a few, it was nice to see him after all this time.

I found the stupid shittin cheese that I went there for, grabbed some Ritz crackers and a Starbucks Frappuccino and that was that. Homeward bound.

Home, the place where I can scream at my kids in peace without some nice old lady telling me what well behaved children I have!

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I Hate Myself…If I Could Reach My Ass I’d Kick It!

December 20, 2007 at 9:39 pm | In life | 8 Comments
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I’m sad to say that I’m a impulsive person…

Tonight I was looking for a new theme and decided that maybe I should just upgrade ($15) to be able to customize css.  Wow….was that ever a retarded idea.  I figured I could just copy and paste the new code, kind of like you do with myspace, and that’s that.  Not the case.  You have to play off of your existing theme…and the new stuff apparently overrides the code.  It’s not simple, I’m too stupid and I have no clue whatever.  I guess I just wasted $15.

What’s even worse is that I asked Claude….”Can I spend $15 for custom css upgrades on my WordPress account?”  To which he said….”What?  Wait a few minutes till I’m done with this game, I dunno what you’re talking about.”  Needless to say, I DIDN’T WAIT!

Funk.

I’m such an asshole.

I’m Fallin’ Apart

December 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm | In life | 8 Comments
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I have GOT to get my ass in gear and do something productive with my life.  I need to lose weight PERIOD.

My back hurts, my knee is bothering me and I’m getting depressed over it.  There’s nothing worse that knowing that you’re the one causing your body pain.  There’s no need for suggestions, I know what it is that I have to do, I just need to get it done.

Right now I’m laying on the floor typing this because the foot stool on my chair is broken….it slopes all the way down on the right hand side leaving my right leg unsupported where I need it the most.  Kalayah and Austin are rubbing my back for me while I’m laying here.  Kalayah rubs so light I hardly notice she’s there and Austin is just stabbing me in the back with a straw! lol

I’m thinking that I could use a nap now that I’m laying here….my eyes are feeling heavy and my body wants to crash…

Tonight we’re going out to dinner with my grandma for the annual police associations dinner.  My grandpa was a policeman and it’s free for family…so even though he passed away a few years back she still goes.  Last year she took the girls with her, this year we’re all going to go.  I’m looking forward to prime rib…it’s been a long time!

Maybe I should take a nap before we go….I would totally try but Austin is currently using me as a trampoline….. Yay.

Why Can I Think Of Titles For Becca But Not For Myself?

December 14, 2007 at 1:39 am | In life | 8 Comments
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Today I drove to my parents house, with the two youngest in tow…  I didn’t particularly want to take them but I didn’t have much choice since Grannie was getting her hair did (lmao!) at noon.  My dad had jury duty so he wasn’t going to be there and I figured they’d just play and behave and life in the land of Tizzy would be splendid and perfect.  Just after we got there my dad pulled up.  He said “We were all lined up, I was juror #2, we waited 15 minutes and the defendant never  showed up…SO they put out a warrant for his arrest and we got to leave.”  Woohoo!  Sounds like fun!

I was somewhat relieved though that he was there to keep an eye on the kids while I was busy cleaning.

Let me just say that even though Kalayah wasn’t always talking to me she was able to annoy the living hell out of me.  Seriously.  Do you know how annoying it is to hear a 4 year old continuously saying “Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa…..”  I kid you not.  I actually COUNTED the “Grandpas” she said as she was headed down the stairs.  6.  Six times.  From the second we walked in the door…”Mom, can I have this candy?”, “Grandpa, what’s this candy for?   Can we have some?  Is Grandma using it still?  Grandpa…I’m hungry.  Grandpa?!”  I actually had to swat her butt twice for just flat out not shutting the hell up!

So after all was said and done, I got the house cleaned and made it to town to get Shea from school, head to Wal-Mart and get home with an hour to spare before Claude got home from work.

Tonight was Shea’s Winter Concert…so we went to that and thankfully it only lasted about 30 minutes….I’m all for cute kids singing cute songs but I guess I was just in a bit of a mood today.  It wasn’t so bad really, plus it got me out of the house.

On the way home we decided to go to Mazatlan for dinner.  Claude looked at me like a was a complete nut for even suggesting that we take our three kids into a restaurant…but I just kept arguing how hungry I was.  We went we ate, Austin pitched a bitch, then ate, we ended up a table away from our niece and her boyfriend.  I had chicken fajitas, Claude had steak fajitas, the girls had tacos and Austin shared with me.  It was so incredibly good and I still can’t believe that I ate it all but a few peppers and onions.  “What a hog!” as Shea said.

Tomorrow is Friday I’m so happy!  Claude’s mom and her kinda sorta boyfriend are coming over to watch movies, drink a little beer and/or whiskey and shoot the breeze.  Should be fun.  Plus I need to work her into babysitting for us Saturday night so we can go to Steve and Darlene’s Christmas party.  I REALLY WANT TO GO!

Next week is Kalayahs concert and also a dinner that the policemen put on and we’re all going with Grannie since Grandpa was a cop.  You can’t beat FREE prime rib baby!  YUM!  :)  I’m looking forward to that!   Boring post I know, but whatev.

Apologize

December 9, 2007 at 2:54 pm | In life | 9 Comments
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Have you ever discovered something so absolutely amazing, mind altering and prodigious that you feel it deep down in your soul?

Right now I have that feeling…my whole body has that feeling, that high.  Spirits are lifted, senses are heightened.  Pure intensity.

These feelings seem a little out of place considering the week I’ve had.  Power outage, a husband in Orlando, and being stuck at home since Wednesday with three kids.

“I’d take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat”

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The obsessing will continue until my passion turns to apathy.

I don’t see that happening.

The Play By Play

December 7, 2007 at 1:43 pm | In life | 6 Comments

Monday:

 

1:59 a.m. and the power is out.  I’m able to type this because my parents brought the laptop back today.  Shea is in our room freakin’ out, having a fit with every whistle and whirl of the wind.

 

I can honestly say that this is THE WORST storm I’ve ever seen around here.  I’m sitting on my bed with my back to part of the window and thinking that it isn’t exactly the safest place to be.  Claude just came out of the playroom, listening out the window to the crashes, bangs and booms.

 

Shea is drawing by the light of the screen and now Claude is bitching about wanting to go to sleep. 

Paul, our neighbor across the street was outside with a flashlight looking at his roof, we weren’t sure what was going on but it was fun to be nosey!

 

2:09 a.m.….Shea will NOT shut up.  She’s rambling on and on about Washington State and how she has been practicing drawing her diamonds, but not very goodly.  Her words, not mine.  I hate it when I’m up late because then I get hungry.  I don’t need to eat, but you know….all the excitement, the early morning hours…..candle light.  Ahhhhhh!

 

The wall behind me is shaking pretty bad, rumbling and moaning like the siding is going to get blown off.  The rain is slapping against the window like tacks.  It’s nasty out there. 

Time for me to go….Boss Hog’s gettin’ pissy!

 

9:49 a.m.….The power is of course still out, the storm hasn’t let up at all.  I fed the kids some cereal while the milk was still cold and we’re all sitting around downstairs bundled up in our comfiest!  I just got a call from the National Weather Service telling me that there’s a flood watch in our area.  Umm, ya think?  Then I got a call from Brenda from school asking me to call all the preschool parents and let them know that there’s no school today.  One of the parents asked how I was and I said, “Oh, I’m ok, how are you?”  He responded with, “Well…I’m screwed like the rest of the town!”  All the outgoing roads are closed so it’s not like we can leave town to find power…all the highways are blocked with either down trees, mudslides or both.

 

On the radio this morning they said that it might take a few days to get power restored to all parts of the harbor…but I’m hoping that they get to it today obviously.

 

I’m trying to listen to the radio but the kids will NOT shut up so I can hear.  I’m getting pissed.

 

We left and went to Grannies house for awhile and heated up some meatballs and rice.  The kids hung out and played with the animals.  We were able to warm up some at least.  While we were out and about, we scoped out some of the damage around town.  I would have never in a million years known that it was going to be so bad.  Windows were completely shattered out of store fronts, signs ripped down, twisted and mangled.  Streets were flooded, the field was flooded to the top and there were a handful of people playing in the water.  By playing I mean, they were up to their armpits splashing and carrying on like it was a summer day at the park.  It’s still storming and there are signs of roof damage everywhere you turn, shingles, metal scraps, gutters…

 

5:49 p.m. now….and we’re at Sam & Debbie’s house (Claude’s brother).  We hauled in our blankets, some food and clothes and plan on waiting out this shitty storm here until power is restored to everyone.

 

Tuesday:

 

I couldn’t tell you what time I woke up this morning, but the day started off pretty good.  Sam drove up to his father in laws house and borrowed their generator.  He hooked it up to the outside freezer and also charged up their phones.  Then Sam, Debbie and Claude left to head to the store since a couple were open and only allowing customers one at a time so as to avoid looting.  They came back with a ton of stuff including fruit, eggs, pasta, soups and snacks just to name a few.  Oh!  And COFFEE!!!!  J

Sam and Claude drove to Montesano in search of gas, but the line was too long so they drove to Elma instead.  They were gone quite awhile since you can’t just drive straight through on the highway.  There are mudslides and 10 plus feet of water on parts of different highways.

 

Once they got back Sam charged up the laptop, our phones and some neighbor guys’ phone that came over asking if we could help him out.

 

We’ve been eating pretty well since the outage, but we weren’t planning on being treated to salamis and cheeses from Quiznos!  Debbie has a friend that works there and they weren’t able to keep everything cold enough so they had to get rid of it.  Since there was nothing wrong with it, we took two huge chubs of meat and two big hunks of cheese including cheddar and swiss.  There was also some pepper jack slices, flat bread and French bread, yum!

 

Needless to say we had huge grilled sammiches for lunch, they were great and the kids sure wolfed them down!

 

We ate spaghetti for dinner, got the kids settled in for bed and then Claude, Sam, Debbie, Ariel and I sat in the living room and watched Super Bad on the laptop.  It was so funny…we missed the very end of it since the laptop ran out of juice…but that’s ok, another time.

 

Wednesday:

 

12:42 a.m., power came on!  Hurray!!!!!  I was trying to sleep but it just wasn’t working for me when I heard a slight buzzing sound and saw light through my eyelids.  I was going to check and see if the light switch was on before I got into bed but neglected to do so.

 

I got up, turned the light off, and tried to get the heater, or what I think might be the heater to turn on, but either I’m stupid or it just doesn’t work ’cause I can’t figure it out.

 

Back into bed for a bit then Claude woke up about 4 something talking about how he should just leaves now and get some gas in the truck and something about a shower and after we each got a peck of a kiss he was on his way.  There might have been some arguing about NOT kicking in the garage door this time and actually using the key, also that he could just take a shower HERE since we have power, but no.  I was being stupid I guess for even suggesting such things….especially that we have a KEY for that DOOR?!

 

He ended up back here within the hour, took a shower, came back in to tell me that we still don’t have power at our house but Fastenal does, so he was going over there to use the computer and make sure he had everything he needed for his trip.

 

I was thinking about driving to my parents’ house tonight, but if Sam and Debbie have power, it’s kind of silly for me to waste gas (that I don’t even HAVE yet) to drive the 13 miles if I don’t have to.  Sam said he’d give me some gas out of the gas can that he took to Debbies parents house if I need it.

 

6:36 a.m. now, people are stirring around the house.  I hear Noah upstairs coughing and playing with something…Debbie has to get up for work here pretty soon and I should be sleeping, but I’m so shittin’ cold, not to mention hungry.

  

We got our power back sometime today, I took the kids out to my parents house for a visit (since the kids pitched a fit!), they still don’t have power.  My grandma doesn’t have any power either, but at least she has heat and food!  I told her to come to my house but she can’t leave the dogs out since part of her fence fell down during the storm.

 

Thursday:

 

I feel much better being in my own house, able to wash clothes and have hot running water.  I’m one of the lucky ones.  I hope that the USCG and FEMA get everyone taken care of soon.  It’s been almost 5 days for some people.

 

Grannie is coming over to cook some of her food before it goes bad.  Claudes mom and boyfriend are probably coming over to stay the night since they still dont have power either.

 

Some of the upsides to the power being out:

 

 

Winter Wonderment

December 2, 2007 at 1:51 pm | In life | 3 Comments
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Why do we have to have such psycho weather?  It went from beautiful snow yesterday to rain and wind today.  I love the snow.  Love love love!

We are fortunate here in Washington State to not have terrible weather, but we do get rain and the occasional snow shower.  We woke up just before 10 yesterday morning and Claude looked outside and there was nothing going on.  A few minutes later I looked outside and everything was white.  “It’s snowing!!!  It’s snowing!!!  I’m not kidding…really it is!  Look!”  lol  He got Austin up and out of bed, then took him downstairs to watch it snow.  He sat leaning against the back of the couch for a good 15 minutes.  After he ate breakfast, we sat by the sliding door so I could take some pictures.  (The girls stayed the night at their cousins house so I had two less mouths to feed.)

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Lazy Days

Watching The Snow

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